From my four year old (let's call him Lars Empoli Crittenden for the sake of convenience):
"You draw animals in a zoo while I go and do a poo".
Charming. And it rhymes!
It's even more appealing as a haiku:
"Father draws captive
Beasts while number one son lays
Shit on porcelain."
I'm now working on a six sonnet series and a performance art piece. Can anybody lend me a zebra and a small quantity of pink-dyed human faeces? Also assistance in filling out the Australia Council grant forms would be appreciated...