Sunday, July 22, 2007

In the news

Bush regains powers after colonoscopy is the headline.

But whose colonoscopy?

I'm guessing that either:

(1) the Supreme Court examined one or more Guantanmo detainees very closely before reestablishing Bush's ability to suspend habeas corpus... or

(2) President Bush is actually Superman and somebody lodged a chunk of kryptonite where the sun don't shine.

1 comment:

TimT said...

I prefer a telescope to a colonoscope. You at least get to see some stars through the end of a telescope, but the view at the end of a colonoscope is just crap.

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I'll see myself out, then.