Thursday, September 27, 2007

I go mad with power

Since unlocking the secrets of the internet yesterday, I have become maddened with the power of my discoveries, and am now seeking to change poetry as we know it. Find below, for your amusement or bemusement a personally customisable limerick and a haiku, an instant T S Eliot poem, and several rhyming couplets for the price of one!

Limerick
There was
Who
When asked
replied

Haiku
Spring: the tree laden
With
My heart:

T S Eliot





Couplet

Hello Charlie! Hello Dora!


(Cross-posted here.)

16 comments:

killerrabbit said...

Thanks to you I have now written THE BEST LIMERICK EVER and I will take all the credit (muhahahahaha) when I astound my friends and family with it.

kiki said...

i'm using this to pick up chicks

FYI

TimT said...

I hope you warned them about the dead fish heads in the haiku.

nick cetacean said...

Goodness! What extraordinary genius... quite makes me regret my extreme snarkeology slackness...

Mars said...

HOW is this possible?

*mind boggles*

TimT said...

Thanks for the boggling and compliments everyone, but it's not that hard, the only really difficult thing was the limerick - (finding all those rhymes for tree.)

Ampersand Duck said...

OH NOES

I am a Libran! I can't deal with CHOICES

ARGH WATCH MY BRAIN EXPLODE

shellity said...

It always makes me breathe a little sigh of relief, knowing that there are other people out there using their geekiness for the good of man (and woman, for those who are semantically-inflexible).

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