Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Overaccurate compliment poem

Your eyes are not quite as blue as the sky;
Your teeth are not white - they're yellowy-white.
I like your new hairdo, though it's not that crash hot,
And somewhat less black than the night.

I am really quite fond of your crimsony scarf -
It brings out your bloodshot eyes;
Your bum certainly does not look big in that dress -
It's much more moderate sized.

Your voice is as soft as a slightly lumpy pillow,
Your skin, nearly as smooth as a three-quarter bitumened lane:
I'm more or less certain that you're my third-and-a-half favourite person,
And you're really quite good - in the main.

12 comments:

John Galt said...

This guy can write like an angel.

Why don't you try for Poet Laureat - Ackrington Stanley

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Steph said...

That's even better than my wank poetry!
You should work for Hallmark.

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