I go mad with power

Since unlocking the secrets of the internet yesterday, I have become maddened with the power of my discoveries, and am now seeking to change poetry as we know it. Find below, for your amusement or bemusement a personally customisable limerick and a haiku, an instant T S Eliot poem, and several rhyming couplets for the price of one!

Limerick

There was an old man in a treea small girl with a fleaonce a small collie from Dee
Whomorbidly dreaded the seawas kept in the groove of a keywas famous worldwide for its knee.
When asked to come downto wear gownsof its renown
HeSheIt repliedwith a frownto the town,"Because it is brown,
"I eat all the flowers with glee!""Set Charlie the Wonderpup free!""And has sometimes been known to cook tea!"

Haiku

Spring: the tree laden
With blooming and blossomingdecaying plastic bagsstinky old herring heads
My heart: rejoicing.despairing.can-canning.

T S Eliot

APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding'You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;In this decayed hole among the mountains
And fiddled whisper music on those stringsAPRIL is the cruellest month, breedingUnreal City,
O O O O that Shakespeherian Rag—'My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me.Where the dead men lost their bones.
And we shall play a game of chess,A rat crept softly through the vegetationAPRIL is the cruellest month, breeding

Couplet

Hello Charlie! Hello Dora!

Someone's sleeping with our Cora!Do you like my polka-dot Fedora?Could you give some minutes up to talk about the Torah? Watch out for that man-eating flora!The head is in your mum's angorra.Should I use a nine-inch borer?I feel something in your aura...I'm the leprechaun! Begorrah!

(Cross-posted here.)